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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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questbedhead

Transfem horror protagonist who realizes she's a woman because she's the Final Girl

questbedhead

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[Image ID. A three panel digital comic.

Panel 1. Shows five teens in a wooden cabin with boarded up windows. One o them sits with their head in their hands, thinking "Oh no, nerdy guys don't survive slasher films! I'm fucked!"

Panel 2. Later, a masked killer sits over one of the teen's body with a knife. behind them, the door is kicked open with a bang, revealing a silhouette . "Hey asshole!"

Panel 3. The nerdy teen from panel one. She is now wearing a skirt, a rainbow bracelet, pink cat years, and a blood splatter. Holding up a baseball bat, she says, "I've realized some things." End ID.]

modern heroine for the modern era, final T-girl

hell yeaaaaah blood knives horror
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thickness-protection-program

You get 1 free medical procedure of your choice no questions asked (and free aftercare if necessary) BUT you have to watch/listen to an unskippable ad every 5 minutes during it. And while the ad is playing the procedure is put on pause. Do you accept this offer?

hell yes

hell no

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yeah? obviously?. I'll lie awake with my torso sliced open watching ads if it saves me the >£5000 I will literally never have
wildgooses
prokopetz

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

pokemon that's the opposite of a problem